psychic iTunes meme

[owlmoose]

Ganked from luvmoose, although I also saw a version of it on madlori the other day.

The rules:
Put your iTunes (or iPod) on random, then ask it each question out loud before going to the next song. Record what song it jumps to as the answer.


Question: What do you think of me, iTunes?
Answer: Tears for Fears - "Mad World"
It knows how crazy my life is!

Question: Will I have a happy life?
Answer: Violent Femmes - "Please Do Not Go"
Not sure what to make of that one...

Question: What do my friends really think of me?
Answer: Culture Club - "Karma Chameleon"
Changeable? That I'm always wanting to please everyone? (That bit isn't too far off, actually.)

Question: Do people secretly lust after me?
Answer: Thomas Dolby - "Close but no Cigar"
I think I have to take that as a no...

Question: What should I do with my life?
Answer: TMBG - "Hey Mr DJ, I Thought You Said We Had A Deal"
I should attempt to bribe radio stations to play my songs? Well, I suppose there are worse things.

Question: Why must life be so full of pain?
Answer: U2 - "Acrobat"
Because people twist and turn and don't do what they say they will. Another one that's not too far off.

Question: How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Answer: Barenaked Ladies - "In The Car"
I will not dignify that one with a response.

Question: Will I ever have children?
Answer: New Order - "Let's Go (Nothing for Me)"
I think that means it got this one right.

Question: Will I die happy?
Answer: Peter Gabriel - "Sledgehammer"
I rather hope this one is wrong.

Question: Can you give me some advice?
Answer: "Weird Al" Yankovic - "Polka Power!"
Nothing is stronger than the accordian.

Question: What do you think happiness is?
Answer: Deep Forest - "Marta's Song"
Hear that, anzubird? :)

Question: What's my favorite fetish?
Answer: Billy Idol - "Eyes Without a Face"
Looking into someone's eyes? Okay, I'll take it.