Unfortunately, no. :( We do not even get anything more than basic cable. It is one of those things where Jeff and I like to pretend that we "really don't watch that much TV" and getting a nice friendly recorder and some decent channels would be a "waste of money". I'm not fooling myself at this point, though.

Fortunately, the excellent Sir hilldo has all of the above and will record House for me if I come hang out with him. So it's not a total wash.