extraordinarily silly meme
Much funnier than it has any right to be. Ganked from
plantgirl.
So the next time you get the flu, you know who to blame.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Owlmoose!
- Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up owlmoose.
- Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are owlmoose!
- A thimbleful of owlmoose would weigh over 100 million tons!
- Owlmoose is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
- You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching owlmoose.
- Owlmoose is the sacred animal of Thailand!
- Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from owlmoose.
- The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained owlmoose!
- Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of owlmoose.
- Scientists have discovered that owlmoose can smell the presence of autism in children.
So the next time you get the flu, you know who to blame.