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KJ ([personal profile] owlmoose) wrote2012-02-06 11:59 pm

Dragon Age Kiss Battle!

As hinted/threatened, here it is!

Dragon Age Kiss Battle!

Based on the Kiss Battle that has run in the Final Fantasy fandom for the last few years (credit to [personal profile] seventhe for the most recent variation on the rules), this is just a fun way to celebrate February with lots of fun kissing fanworks. Any kind of kiss is welcome -- het, slash, femmeslash; shippy, familial, gen; cheek kisses, mouth kisses, kissing of... other things; serious fic, fluffy fic, silly fic; fanfic, fanart, whatever you come up with; anything goes!

The post will open to prompts and comments at approximately 9AM Pacific Time, Tuesday February 7th (Click here for the time in your timezone). I don't anticipate closing it at any point, so come by any time! Update: posting is now open!!

Update: I have created a master list of fic, here! If new stories are added, I will link them from the master list.

Update, Feb. 5th 2012: This is the 2012 kiss battle, and as of now it is closed to prompts. If you are interested in participating in the 2013 round, check out the info post!


  1. To leave a request: Post a comment with a pairing (or moresome) and, if desired, a prompt. Put the pairing/characters in the subject line and the prompt in the body of the comment.

  2. To respond: Reply to the prompting comment. Include characters, rating, and title in the subject line.

  3. Multiple responses are both allowed and encouraged!

  4. There is no limit to the number of prompts you can post.

  5. Please, be kind to others regarding pairing choices, prompts, or anything else. This game is for everyone! :)

  6. Anon commenting is on, as is OpenID, if you neither have nor want a Dreamwidth account.

  7. Send your friends! :D

If you have questions, please ask them here. Thanks, and happy kissing!!

Update: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] ovo_lexa, there is now a Mass Effect Kiss Battle underway! (Now with bonus correct link! Oops.) Check it out.
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I Hate You So Much

[personal profile] jessicajones 2012-02-08 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
“Stop- Alistair, what are you doing?” Morrigan grabbed his hands and pushed him away. “I said we had to lay together. I didn’t say you could grope me.”

Alistair shrugged her off. “Well, I have to do something,” he sulked. “This doesn’t just... happen.”

Morrigan sighed. This past year had been a torment. Why Alistair had to be the only male Warden to survive Ostagar, she couldn’t imagine, but she hated him for it. She also hated him for how he teased her, and looked at her, and for his infuriatingly perfect nose.

She scowled at Alistair. “Fine,” she said, and she crossed her arms. “You can touch me. Just don’t expect me to like it.”

They stared at each other. After a moment Alistair rubbed the back of his neck. “Can you close your eyes, or something? This is really weird.”

Morrigan sighed again, and rolled her eyes before complying. The anticipation was almost too much. She jumped when he touched her, and she felt goosebumps she couldn’t explain. It must be the hate, she rationalized; she didn’t know if she had ever hated anyone so much. She felt his lips at the bare skin of her shoulder, and her eyes snapped open.

“Did you just kiss me?” she demanded.

“What, no, I just...” He looked like he’d been caught with the whole cookie jar. “I’m just trying to do what you asked. You’re making it very difficult.”

Morrigan gave him a pitying look. “Oh, does Alistair have a little problem?”

“What?” She glanced down at his smalls, and he shifted self consciously. “No, I don’t have any problems. Little or otherwise.”

This did seem to be the case, but Morrigan scoffed. “You have so many problems it would take all evening to enumerate them.” She swallowed. “You’re so pathetic.”

“Says the woman who walks around in a hankerchief!” Alistair scowled. “You know, for someone who claims to hate attention, you act rather desperate for it.”

Morrigan snorted. “Says the man who cries when his pretty hair gets mussed!”

“This again!” Alistair threw up his hands. “Yes, I cried when a man who was very important to me died, but that’s normal, you know, I’m not... wait, you think I have pretty hair?”

“What?” Her skin darkened. “No. Did I say pretty? Because I meant stupid.” She frowned. “‘Tis very stupid hair, because you are stupid, and I don’t—”

Alistair reached for her and she stopped short. Their eyes met. Morrigan thought for a moment that he had very nice eyes, before he dove forward and pressed his lips into hers.

The kiss was warmer than she'd imagined, and she felt hot, and little dizzy. After a moment he broke away, and Morrigan wasn’t sure what made her more angry: that he had kissed her at all, or that he’d stopped, but she hated him even more, if that was possible, for both offenses. She leaned into him.

“I hate you so much,” she gasped, against his mouth.

“The feeling is mutual,” he returned, before he kissed her again.
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Re: I Hate You So Much

[personal profile] tarysande 2012-02-08 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, Morrigan. Hate. Hate is definitely what's going on ;D I love this!
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I Hate You So Much (Alistair/Morrigan, PG13)

[personal profile] jessicajones 2012-02-08 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry I forgot to include info...
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Re: I Hate You So Much

[personal profile] seimaisin 2012-02-09 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooh, I really like this! I always want more Alistar/Morrigan not-entirely-hate-sex. :D
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Re: I Hate You So Much

[personal profile] jessicajones 2012-02-09 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks! Not-quite-hate sex is one of my favorite themes, I return to it rather often ;)
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Re: I Hate You So Much

[personal profile] wallwalker 2012-02-09 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Mmmm. Very nice dynamic here. Thank you!
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Re: I Hate You So Much

[personal profile] sarasa_cat 2012-02-09 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
Ow! I love the hate, almost-hate, confusing not-hate. It's all so wonderfully awkward.
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Re: I Hate You So Much

[personal profile] jessicajones 2012-02-09 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! Awkward is my stock in trade :P

Re: I Hate You So Much

[personal profile] wyrdnis 2012-02-10 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Also: yaaaaay!!!!! :D

Re: I Hate You So Much

(Anonymous) 2012-03-17 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I love the banter and the hate-sex-but-not. It's so awkward <3