Important questions

[owlmoose]

The time has come to settle one of the most serious issues of our time.

[Poll #1210642]

That's right: radio buttons, not ticky boxes. I am going to make you choose. And perhaps we can bring an end to this dangerous conflict.

Comments

[parron.livejournal.com]

And yet I notice you discriminate against the zombie.

[owlmoose.livejournal.com]

Totally different issue. Pirate and ninja are both time-honored and noble professions; zombies are supernatural creatures. Maybe we could do another poll, put zombies up against vampires or something. That might be entertaining.

[parron.livejournal.com]

I did this poll once at work, keeping tally of all my customer's choices. Zombies came in clear third place (ninja #2, pirate #1), despite it being a write-in.

Therefore, it's clearly a popular dark horse candidate, and would beat both ninjas and pirates were they not discriminated against by you silly "realists."

[furitaurus.livejournal.com]

Must it be a two way affair? Because lets face it when it comes to mythological beings vampires and zombies are equalled in infamy by werewolves, it ought to be a three way affair that one.