And Auron/Nooj?

An accident of typography, nothing more. (She says, trying to convince herself.)

ever seen the Harry/Voldemorts?

I know that such stories exist but have never read one. The very idea is utterly terrifying. Talk about out of character -- for both of them!

I am reminded of the fiction challenge community ithurtsmybrain. They throw a bunch of names into a hat and pull them out to create random pairings. Then people try to write stories about the "couples". Actually, I've seen some surprisingly good stuff result, although most of it is really bizzare.