What to get the person with everything, assuming said person is not a vegetarian.

[owlmoose]

The Bacon of the Month Club

Part of me wishes I were making this up and part of me is really glad that I'm not.

Yes, I am spamming today. No, you can't stop me. Mwa-ha-ha-ha.

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[kunstarniki.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. There is a great cloud of madness encircling the earth.

Your euphoria is deserved. You are having a reaction to finishing you-know-what last night. Hysteria is the expected result. After a good night's sleep and draining a dipper of brandy, you will be your usual calm, controlled self again.

Wassamatta that club? They got no tofu bacon? What are Jews and Muslims supposed to do?