Happy Moose Day!

[owlmoose]

Raise a cup of tea (pinky extended please) and leave your best haiku in the comments.

(If you don't know what Moose Day is, click here.)

Comments

[ovo-lexa.livejournal.com]

Wandering Northward,
What a Rack on That One, There!
The Swamps are Alive.

[lassarina]

Thundering hooves are
Crossing the tundra and they
have broken the snow

shamelessly stolen (partially) from my friend JT

[iamleaper]

Cold, sterile pickles.
Do not taste like moose at all.
Please don't eat them, man.

[parron.livejournal.com]

Sure, I could do that;
haiku about moose, I mean.
I'm just too lazy.


(Incidentally,
"I'm" only counts as one
syllable. So there.)

[auronlu.livejournal.com]

Majestic moose
Munching moose moss gamely
Demeaned by Palin moosism.

[owlmoose.livejournal.com]

Palin moose hunter
For weeks we cowered in terror
But now we are free!

[peachespig.livejournal.com]

On this fair Moose Day
We had tea with anzubird
I slammed some haiku.

[owlmoose.livejournal.com]

Oh, such jealousy
A Moose Day to remember
Surely that would be

[rabidfangurl.livejournal.com]

I have always said
"Bunny!" in the place of "Moose"
Hooray randomness

[owlmoose.livejournal.com]

Randomness is love
Whichever creature you choose
Easter: Bunny Day?