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Dragon Age Kiss Battle: 2013 Edition
Welcome to the 2013 Dragon Age Kiss Battle!
Any kind of kiss is welcome -- het, slash, femslash; shippy, familial, gen; cheek kisses, mouth kisses, kissing of... other things; serious, fluffy, silly, or all three at once; fanfic, fanart, whatever you come up with; anything goes!
Update: The post is now open! The post will open to prompts and comments at approximately 9AM Pacific Time, Thursday February 7th (Click here for the time in your timezone). I don't anticipate closing it, so come by any time!
THE RULES:
- To leave a request: Post a comment with a pairing (or moresome) and, if desired, a prompt. Put the pairing/characters in the subject line and the prompt in the body of the comment.
- To respond: Reply to the prompting comment. Include characters, rating, and title in the subject line.
- Multiple responses are both allowed and encouraged!
- There is no limit to the number of prompts you can post.
- Artwork can be posted inline, but try not to make it too large. Please link to images that are very large or NSFW.
- Please, be kind to others regarding pairing choices, prompts, or anything else. This game is for everyone! :)
- Anon commenting is on, as is OpenID, if you neither have nor want a Dreamwidth account.
- Send your friends! :D
If you have questions, please ask them here. Thanks, and happy kissing!!
Dog/Ser Pounce-a-Lot
Dog/Ser Pounce-a-Lot, G
The humans insisted that these mabari hounds were smarter than your average dog, but Pounce knew better. More accurately, he knew that this Dog was still dumber than he was, and certainly smellier. Pounce could not stand the smell of Dog, especially when it had that... stuff on its eyebrows.
Pounce knew he shouldn't be doing this, but he left the warm cuddly human behind and crept out of the tent. With silent paws, he crossed the campsite to where Dog was sleeping by the fire.
At last, he would have his chance to assert dominance over this Dog as well as resolve this troublesome stench issue. So silently, Pounce approached Dog and eyed the not-human-blood-goop in the fur above its eye. As he neared, he could smell it again. Ugh! Dog was disgusting! Pounce would have to take care of him, since dogs could clearly not take care of themselves.
He leaned forward and braced himself for what was to come. One, two, three, four swipes of his tongue and the foulness was gone. Pounce's stomach churned at what he was tasting, and he crept off to the side and, as silently as possible, hacked up a hairball to get rid of the smell and the taste of whatever he had just cleaned off of Dog's head. The things he had to put up with!
Pounce turned to glare at Dog one last time, and noticed that the creature's eyes were open. He narrowed his eyes, making his glare even more withering.
Dog just exhaled a short whine. Thank you.
Pounce twitched his whiskers. Someone had to do it. He stepped forward and sniffed at Dog's ears, just to make sure he had gotten to all the stench--
"RRRRRRYYYOOWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Pounce found himself exclaiming as wet, cold, slimy mabari tongue made contact with his back legs. "HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSS," Pounce added before turning and fleeing back to the tent with his warm cuddly understanding human.
He barreled into the tent, not caring about flaps or decorum, and submerged himself under the blanket where his human was napping. Safe in hiding, he could now commence the ritual cleaning, rolling onto his side and setting to the horrific task of removing mabari slobber from his precious fur.
"Pounce," said his human sleepily, "what is your issue?"
Indignant, Pounce reached out a single claw and poked his human in his bare, fleshy arm. That would teach the human to question his cleaning ritual. Sigh. It was difficult being the only intelligent creature in this rag-tag pack.
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