Random pairing list!

[owlmoose]

Inspired by a number of sources, including but not limited to ithurtsmybrain, the Random Pairing Generator at Seventh Sanctum and the meme that resulted from it, and a similar game from a couple of years back that kunstarniki told me about once.

This is something I've been threatening to do for awhile, but I never had the time and inclination together. Not like I really have the time now, either, but I wanted to get the idea off the back burner of my brain. So I present to you:

The FFX/X-2 Random Pairing List

Because crack is fun (although some of these might make lovely angsty dark stuff as well). No need to ask; just use them. For fic, art, mockery, whatever. But if you do end up creating something, I'd love a link in comments.

Okay, enough talk. Here's the list.

Belgamine/Logos
Buddy/Clasko
Leblanc/Barthello
Gippal/Elma
Yunalesca/Chappu
Isaaru/Rikku
Kimahri/Bickson
Auron/Maechen
Jyscal/Dona
Jecht/Lucil
Barkeep/Yaibel
Lenne/Yuna (Huh.)
Rin/Mika
Wakka/Nooj
Tidus/Trommel
Wantz/Ormi
Shelinda/Tobli
Braska/Kinoc (Someone must write this. Please? Pretty please?)
Lulu/Maroda
O'aka/Shinra
Paine/Seymour
Shuyin/Baralai (Huh, again.)
Beclem/Calli
Gatta/Nhadala
Pacce/Brother
Luzzu/Cid


This list was created by the thoroughly scientific method of writing down the names of all the major and many of the minor characters from both games (making sure to have an even number), listing them alphabetically, and then assigning each a random number (using a random sequence generator). I reordered them by number, then matched the first 26 with the last 26. Pretty easy, once I got through the work of listing the names. Apologies if I missed your favorite minor character; if people enjoy playing with this, maybe we can do it again with a longer list.

Comments

[rabbitprint.livejournal.com]

HELLO CRAZY PERSON YOU SHOULD BE ASLEEP

[owlmoose.livejournal.com]

Have I ever had the opportunity to tell you how very much I love this icon? Because I do.

[rabbitprint.livejournal.com]

You saw the threads which spawned it, right? There's something just so funny about the original picture... I'm not sure why.

[owlmoose.livejournal.com]

I think so. About the Saixmonster? Very, very silly stuff. "Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street so I can brutally murder all its inhabitants?"

[rabbitprint.livejournal.com]

Saix's Heartless (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/91/Tv_sesame_street_kermit_peeks_down_at_cookie_monster.jpg) indeed! I don't know. He's a berserking cookie monster!

Plus he has blue hair, so, you know... that absolutely makes sense.

Just like Axel = Elmo.

[owlmoose.livejournal.com]

Axel = Elmo.

Yikes. (I mean that in the very best way, of course.)

Oh god, Sora hanging out with Elmo. There's an image.