Much ado about Paine

So half of the "Top 5" questions I've gotten so far involve Paine. This really amuses me for some reason.

yuna_flowering: Five people you could see in a romantic pairing with Paine.

( Some of these may surprise you. )

hinikuish: The Five Most Common Reactions Paine Has To Gippal.

( He's the bratty brother she never had. )

mneme_forgets: Five things Nooj says that drive Paine crazy.

( This one was harder than I expected. )

Top 5 meme continued

The rest of the "Top 5" questions.

kytha: Five Pairings You Ship Like Crazy (that no one else does)

( Assume broad definitions of 'ship like crazy' and 'no one else'. )

muggy_mountain: Five Things Auron Would Never Say

( He's a man of few words. This could be a long list. )

kunstarniki: Five canonical characters you would leave out of FFX-2

( Interesting and tough question. )