New chapter posted

Another thrilling chapter of DSHnD is now available, in the usual place. Read, review, enjoy. :)

Considering that as recently as Monday morning I was telling Ikon that I didn't think I'd have everything written in time, I'm pretty damn proud of this one. ;) I'd like it regardless, but the fact that I got it done under the gun makes me feel even better about it.

book meme

Tagged by kunstarniki.

Instructions:
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 4 sentences on your LJ along with these instructions.
5. Don’t you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.
6. Tag five people.

Bible Illustrations -- Continued
N8020 General works
N8023 Before 1700
Cf. NE1070, Bible woodcuts

It's a Library of Congress Classification Manual. Used to assign call numbers to books. And it is, indeed, the book nearest to hand right now. Now you know what I do all day.

Tagging waterowl, plantgirl, anzubird, peachespig, and mneme_forgets.

An idea whose time has come

You know what we need? An angry message hotline. Kind of like a suicide hotline, but in reverse.

"Thank you for calling 1-888-fuck-you. To leave an angry message for your lover or would-be lover, press one. To leave an angry message for your boss, press two. To yell at your kids, press three. To yell at your parents, press four. For George W. Bush, press five. For the person who pissed you off in traffic, press six. To complain that you'll be charged $2.99 for this call, press nine."