Burning question

Getting ready to pack, so of course I check the weather reports for New York and Baltimore. We have the usual East Coast weather whiplash going on -- in the 70s tomorrow, then down to the 50s by Friday. Naturally. And it claims no serious threat of rain, but of course we all know how far we can trust that. So basically, I need to be prepared for anything and everything. Wonderful.

It all comes down to one question, really: do I have to bring real shoes? (Please say no.)